A fork of Rural Dictionary
That time of night around 3am where you talk about anything and everything. Comes from the word “philosophy”
Yo me and jake were in the falafel zone last night. It was craaazyyyyy
To recieve oral sex from someone from arab ethnicity which is sloppy
Dude, did you hear Stephen Giles got a sloppy falafel last night
A Dirty Falafel Is when a man engages in rough anal intercourse with an Arab man who in turn, while covered with Crisco, Is making waffles by the bedside.
While we were doing the Dirty Falafel, I asked Muhammed if he wanted some Hummus on those golden waffles he was making.
Habib and I tried the dirty falafel, but we kept getting too much crisco on the waffle iron, and it began to smell of bacon. This was a major turn off for Habib, but not for Muhammed who could not be satiated simply by the smell of hummus
My friend Will's Prom was ruined when The Principal found the two arab exchange students had stolen a waffle iron from the cafeteria to do the dirty falafel in the men's restroom.
When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina
Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.
Some kind of commotion, controversy, or fuss. If you read about a scandal in a newspaper, it could be described as a falafel. Falafel is a humorous-sounding word for a mostly non-humorous situation: some kind of disturbance, scandal or mess. However, a falafel usually isn't 100% serious.
"What a falafel trying to get through the airport!" Said Nicolette to Tiernan
The stank ass pussy of a bitch who works at a shawarma joint
Did you hear ? Padma's got a falafel cunt