Country Dictionary

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?" "Falafel" " 😖"

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence. Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil) Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

A little bit of "shut the fuck up" Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel? Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it? Cutest name for a cat. <3

Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3

Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick. Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?! Nora: ...A falafel *blushes* *Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

When you laugh so hard you fart.

PMSL Oh geez, I just falafeled something shocking! Phew! (waves fart away)