A fork of Rural Dictionary
German is one of a kind, he will laugh with and at you. No matter what, keep him. Cause deep down he really cares for you. He is the type of person to forever be by your side. Yes, he maybe get annoyed by you, but maybe it’s hard for him to love or care. He is amazing. He is powerful and hilarious!
One example:
“German is a bit weird”
“No he isn’t, he will stay by your side no matter what, so what if he’s a bit odd? Aren’t we all?
The special type human behaviour that German people typically consider to be socially acceptable and responsible. However, in fact this is highly demanding, rude and entitled when compared with the social norms of the rest of human society on Earth.
The other flight passenger demanded that I straighten my chair, despite it neither affecting him nor bothering the passenger behind me, a clear example of his Germanity.
The manager unilaterally set unreasonable deadlines, and his Germanity led him to become angry when the employees expressed their discomfort.
Smart people who sometimes have problems designing a from of government, and are a little obsesive compulsive, but are usually friendly, and make great engineers... Barvarians are an exception. Yes they are rude/ fascist idiots, but not all germany is barvaria. Oh Yeah, HITLER WAS AN AUSTRIAN, not german.
Einstein, Audenauer, Geothe, And Gutenberg were all German. Hitler, Jorg Haider, etc.. Were Austrian... See the difference?
German is the language of the german people!
If you think, Germans are bad, say:
Fick deine Mutter!
Fuck your Mother!
If you like them:
Hey, was geht ab mein Freund?
Hey, whats up my friend?
or if you like German Cars:
Deutsche Autos sind sau gut!
German cars are fucking good!