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Petite-ist

(n.) someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.
(adj.) describing someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.

(n.) "I would be going to homecoming with (name), but he's a petite-ist."
(adj.) "I would have gotten a date, but all the boys in this school are petite-ist."

by Free the Poet September 21, 2011

People-ist

1. Someone that hates everyone-for some reason or another-usually because of creed or race. But a people-ist can’t stand anyone, he/she always find something annoying or repulsive in everyone.

1. “I fucking hate Anthony”

“Why do you hate Anthony, he hasn’t done anything toyou…is it because he’s well you know?”

“Hell no, It’s his fucking nasally laugh.”

“Glenn you’re a people-ist.”

-leers at me- “God I hate you to Stewart.”

by Mediocrity’s Muse October 08, 2010

Tree-ist

A person that believes everything simply can be planted and grown on trees.

Man #1: Awww damn, I only have one of those awesome fuzzy pink highlighters left!

Man #2: Hey, don't worry! Just plant it, and give it attention, and in about 6 to 8 weeks, there will be an "awesome fuzzy pink highlighter tree" where you can harvest them and use them for all of your needs!

Man #1: Dude, you're such a tree-ist, you can't plant those!

by Charli3 March 28, 2008

Not-A-Fan-ist

Somebody who is not quite yet racist towards a certain kind of people, but is not a fan of them.

Person 1: Im not a fan of China.
Person 2: You're so racist...
Person 1: I'm not racist, im Not-A-Fan-ist!

by kmotamed May 03, 2010

turtle-ist

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

by Luke May 22, 2006

adi-ist

short Indian scammers

That mfs an adi-ist

by Thegoatestshivam September 14, 2021

ist kreig

"is lame". Popular within the geriatric community.

A play on the German "is krieg" a derivative of "war" which means "it's cool"; however the alternate spelling creates new meaning.

"We're having schnitzel again tonight? Ist kreig."

by BaronVonZeppelin March 18, 2009