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A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.

Wow, they're a merps!

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

My Erect Ready Penis. Can be used as a way to seduce the person you want to stick your penis in.

"Hey, MERP is ready for you whenever you want. "

Can refer to the 2002 Lord of the Rings role-playing game (Middle-Earth Role Playing)

A-"I really want to play D&D but want the setting to be in Middle-Earth!"
B-"Then why don't we play MERP?!"

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!