Country Dictionary

Today is the national Krunker day, i really hope everyone will play Krunker today without punishment

Mathias: *playing Krunker on October 13*
Teacher: *Beats him*

Mathias: *Plays krunker on October 14*
Teacher: *Sucks his dick*

The 14 of October is where u give your 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 your AirPod day

Him:it October 14 I should give my bestfriend my AirPods

Her: why are you give me your AirPods

Him: stupid it October 14

National send nuudles day

It’s October 14 so whoever sends you this you have to send a nuudles back

kiss ur best friend day

dude r u gonna participate in October 14
hell yeah dude

My fiancée’s birthday

Person1: I have a great fiancée

Person2: when’s her birthday

Person1: October 14
Person2: Awww

National suck yo homies balls day

*pulls down homies pants and starts sucking”
Homie: wtf man

You: it’s October 14 chill

The official day of mood swings, where everything is happening and the mood switching from good to bad and good again.

Person 1: Daym, is today October 14th?
Person 2: yea why?
Person 1: Because everyone has such big mood swings