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Another name for the country of Croatia during World War II

Person 1: Dude, did you ever read about Croatia in World War II
Person 2: Yeah, It was a Complete Mental Patient

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.

The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.

Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y

Patient Experience employees be like..

Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.

Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!

This term is an insult to use when someone is balding or look autistic

Girl 1: OMG look at janet she looks like a st jude patient

Girl 2: for real bro
Janet: 👩 🦼

Unintentional

Difficulty with label
Incorrect prescription
Forgetting
Feeling better

Peer pressure
Confusing instructions
Unaware of consequences
Complicated regimen

Intentional
religious beliefs
Taste of medication
Prefer other medicine

Don’t trust it
Careless

Side effects
Internet or claims from other people

You can improve a patient’s adherence by simplifying regimen characteristics which will make sure that it isn’t overly complicated and the patient won’t stop taking the medication because it’s instructions are confusing to them.

Imparting knowledge to the patient will allow the patient to understand and be aware of the consequences and might make them trust it more.

Modifying patient beliefs will target specific intentional reasons why the patient stops taking medication and provide the patient with a medication that tailors the unique needs for them..

Patient communication involves the patient's family and includes them for social support and understanding like helping younger or elderly patients take their medications in case they cannot do it by themselves.

You can help the patient to trust the medication more by changing the education and information to the patients level of understanding

Patient adherence is preventing the patient from taking their medication.

The Federal Bureau of Investigations nickname for Hillary Clinton

Patient 0 lost the election