A fork of Rural Dictionary
A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.
Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt
Peef is the penis version of queef. A.k.a. a dick fart.
Guy 1: "What's that smell?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I had to peef."
When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.