A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most fresh being of human beings. Ripe rocks are legendary beings, but can be officially unripened if is acting like a finning roongg.
my boi hern is one of the ripest rocks on the planet. the only two ripe rocks who can not be unripened are Dwayne Johnson (is the rock) and Elvis Presley (king of rock)
When you think the fruit or vegetable you're buying is ripe, but it only feels that way because other people have been squeezing it.
I ended up throwing out the mango I bought. I thought it would taste good, but it was only squeeze-ripe.
A nice ass you see on a girl you like
Dam you see Ashley's ass that's a ripe cherry
poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown
bob: yo dude billy: hm? bob: i just had a ripe poop billy: that's..cool..
Drunk enough to be on the verge of reeling.
The reeling-ripe husband struggled to keep his balance as he exited the bar.
When your girls pussy taste like them pennies
Babe you know I love the taste of your ripe pussy