A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who originates from the Canadian province P.E.I (Prince Edward Island), well known for it's potatoes.
"Yo, where are you from?"
"P.E.I."
"Ohh a spudster!"
A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.
spud, spudding, spudded, spudding, spuds, slap, ejaculate slap, ejaculate, face, facial, facial slap
a fat lazy ditball, a fake quito, someone with a really bad shave. Spuds don't go tanning they go burning. Spuds have a shiny red complexion. Everyone knows a spud is dumb, uncool, ugly and unintelligent, but he (the spud) thinks he is mr. suave.
JDol is such a spud!
A woman whom is typically large, lazy and bossy and during sex is very unproductive and tends to "Just lay there and take it" resembling a sack of spuds making the intercourse very one sided.
"Urgh I took this girl back to mine last night and she was a total Spuds!"