Country Dictionary

A terrible disease you can contract from having sex with someone whose face resembles a potato

"man that jake scott got the spuds after fucking her."

A person as dumb as a sack of potatoes.

Did you see Jack walk into that window? He's such a spud.

potato

Have some spuds wit' dat meatloaf.

1. A potato

2. A boy who has not hit puberty.

3. A follower of the new wave band Devo. Used almost exclusively among fans

1. Dad: Let's have some spuds for dinner!

2. I have no pubes, I guess that makes me a spud

3 Are you spuds going to the Devo show?

upon greeting a friend, a fist is stuck out and thses fists touch resembling a mutual appreciation of eachother. the fist is said to resembe a spud.

safe man, spud dat,(puts out fist)

Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.

"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"

A particularly inneffective person, thing or action. Usually in the sporting arena but can be used for a variety of professions.

Did you see Mitchell Johnson bowl in the 2nd Ashes Test at Lords? He's such a spud.