A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tanker is an amazing person Tanker is kind, loving, caring, and most of all perfect in every way Tanker is the kind of person that can make you smile by just thinking about them Tanker is loved by many people. They try to cheer you up when you are at your low times and they will always take care of you. If you find a Tanker hold on as long as you can you can never find another person like Tanker
Can I have a hug Tanker? I’m having a bad day :(
the sexiest man alive, he gets all the bitches
Person: TANKER is so hot June: i know, now back off
Person who does massive shit at parties, stinks out full house and blames it on James Miller.
Here comes Tanker, cant believe that he blamed that on James Miller
A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.
"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"
The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her
Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night
Used to instantly end a conversation with a “tanker” in fantasy sports. The phrase “ok tanker” can be used in many different contexts, and is very useful in triggering the frustration accumulated from countless losses that resides deep inside every tanker.
Tanker: “Your team isn’t good” Non-Tanker: “Ok tanker”