Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hillbilly

a person who bites on tractors and ankles

don't do that shit hillbilly mike

by the hillbill hunter December 05, 2019

hillbilly

a man/lady that live by the bayou and have fanboats..

preferably living in motel six

Go tell jack to take his hillbilly ass fanboat and go back to the bayou

by Butthole crabs March 22, 2006

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.

The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Hillbilly Highball

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.

Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball

by Milkycunt69 January 28, 2019

Hillbilly champagne

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 04, 2016

Afternoon Hillbilly

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

Hillbilly Brothers

Two guys who have had sex with the same cousin.

At the Jackson family reunion, Hank and Jim found out they had both banged cousin Mary Beth, making them Hillbilly Brothers.

At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.

by Biden2020 December 09, 2016