A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you catch an Ono, smack an Axis deer with a bow, and stab some split tail all in 24 hours.
My boy Money finally got a Maui slam yesterday. He caught an Ono in the morning, smacked an Axis deer in the afternoon, and wrapped it up with some split tail that night. What a lucky bastard.
A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.
Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie
A dirty Maui is when a man or woman moans a noise similar to Maui while having sex. Usually while having sexual intercourse.
Hey man, Karen did a dirty Maui this time when we were having sexual intercourse.
A beautiful care free silly goose who doesn’t lock doors and is more popular than anyone else Booty hole
Omg you walked in on Maui sky robins changing too what a kolohe faka