Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

plowing cake

The act of putting the pussy in a coma with one's penis

Bro #1: "Did you tap that last night?" Bro #2: "Yeah, I was plowing cake all night."

by theprehnmantis October 31, 2010

Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs

james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.

by brandon smith-johnson August 21, 2009

Wagner plow

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc... 2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow. 3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.

1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow." 2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..." 3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.

by maomaomaomaomao November 15, 2010

nub plowing

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

by zuzzy foeller January 25, 2015

Plow Hand

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.

I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

plowed and loud

When someone is hammered thereby driving their voice up significantly.

I love the Gru, but he's noisy enough when he's sober, but when he drinks he is plowed and loud

by the comand'r October 26, 2017

Farm plow

When your banging her from behind an she is up on all fours an you knock her hands out from under her then her face falls an hits the floor

Girl why is your face bruised? "He gave me the farm plow last night"

by Brutefire1991 June 06, 2016