A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another term for male masturbation.
Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."
Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood
Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk
To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.
I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock
what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
It means "to masturbate".
Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!
To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time
Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil
To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!
My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.