A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier
After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.
After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it
When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian
I made that slut a shanghai pacifier last night.
When you swim in the Pacific Ocean and your dong gets salty from the water causing a salty blow job.
Want to taste some salt boo thang, I got that Pacific pacifier for you.
When you are having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently pregnant and the fetus, which is still in the womb, begins to perform oral sex on your penis while deep in the vaginal canal.
Dis pregnant bitch just gave me the dirty placenta pacifier. I can tell that baby is gonna have some dick suckin lips.
1. Pacify pah-sih-fI Verb - To calm someone down, to neutralize.
2. Pacify pah-sih-fI Verb - To kill someone
1. The baby's crying! We need to pacify her!
2. Pacify him! He's being disrespectful to the kingdom!
When a woman is screaming at you, so you pull out your penis and she sucks on it until they calm down;
Tyler’s girl was pissed, so I gave her the Pennsylvania pacifier to chill out.