A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who sleeps all the time never goes anywhere unless there's food
Stop being a badger and go do something productive
When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.
" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"
Skunk-bear
A badger is like a skunk bear.
A badger scratches like a bear and looks like a skunk.
Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).
Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight
Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.
Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
A female who strips naked and gyrates to music to gain attention from males.
Strewth, look at that badger go!
Why? She's almost got my attention.
A black and white carnivores nocturnal animal, that is part of the weasel family. It also enjoys sexual activity with young female/male badgers.