A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night." Person 2: "What happened?" Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me." Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?" Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
get on a drink and cocaine session in bebington
"mash a brew!"(excl.) "do you wanna mash a brew tonight?" "eh-up lads,are we mashin'?" "I saw the lads earlier,and they'd defo mashed one"
What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).
"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"
When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash
a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!
shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!