Country Dictionary

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Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 09, 2024

a pig friend

A pig friend is that friend who eats all your food but ensures you food for your life. A friend that is there for you any time and helps you with all your shits. That one friend that lives you the most.

Friend1-"Sara is a pig friend but I love her"
Friend2-"Yeah she is but she loves us very very much"

by Saratulooo December 22, 2019

Bad Friend Energy

A “ friend” that uses you to stay close to an Ex or a “friend” that hangs out with you, but at any chance they get they will, they will ditch you to go relive the relationship that has no hope of ever happening again

Go figure, he texted her, and she left againwithout even saying anything. That bad friend energy is getting old

Did you hear? He just had a baby with another chick, and yet she’s still on that bad friend energy lifestyle. Makes me sick.

by PROB13M December 05, 2022

Give ur male friends a hug day

U have to give ur male friends a hug as a sign of ur friendship

Girl: “can I hug u? Its give ur male Friends a hug day.”

Guy: “ I guess I have to, I mean it's a national day.”

by Mister ur dad June 10, 2023

FWP (Friends with Possibilities)

Someone you think you like romantically and they might too but you are seeing each other as “friends”. The most potentially rewarding and deeply terrifying part of any new relationship. Not trying to just hook up but not ready to use the L word. Noticing you are having “feelings” for someone who is just a hangout buddy. Do they feel the same?

I’m seeing that girl again this weekend. I’m starting to feel FWP (Friends with Possibilities) energy but not sure if she just wants me as a friend (worse, sibling). Should I make my feelings clear and risk losing her or just wait and see where it goes? Argggh!

by Otter Dancing May 05, 2024

Friend Vacation

When you lose contact with a close friend for an extended amount of time from a week +.

Sometimes a friend vacation is needed when a good friend starts to get on your nerves. Take a break and come back to a refreshed relationship. Other times your friend may take a vacation from you because they have entered into a romantic relationship and spend less time with you and more with their significant other. The most convenient use of the term "friend vacation" can be used to stop contact with someone who your just not that into but they seem very interested in you. Just let them know that you'll still be in contact but your taking a friend vacation from them to focus on something important like work, or school. Hopefully by the time you get back from vacation they have found someone else to pursue and you can remain in the friend zone right where you want to be.

by k2thedawgg April 26, 2012

Lola's Best Friend

A guy who pretends to support the cause of a feminazi just for sex. The origin of "Lola" is unknown, so let's assume she's a feminazi, mkay?

Dude, Randy is being such a Lola's Best Friend to Bethany. I know Bethany's hot and all but he's being a douche to all his friends.

by Niger Tits November 24, 2015