A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.
That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.
Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.
Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.
What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.
Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.
I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.
"Please give me and Elephant Penis"
When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.
I get too much vag I need to bench penis
When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.
Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.
A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position
Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle