A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!
When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”
A person who licks penis. That's it.
"Man, they're such a penis licker."
When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
Birds fighting using their penises.
Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!