A fork of Rural Dictionary
The provincial capital of Asturias, in northern Spain. Population is around 230,000 and it is full of beautifully manicured parks, streets, and nice/historic architecture, including a few pre-romanesque gems. There are lots of tourists and students and the Asturians here dress reeeeal fancy. They wear fur coats the first cold day of the year.
Let's go to Oviedo and get pissed on sidra. Then we can eat fabada and listen to bagpipers.
female laying face up on any surface while male partner squats over face, while facing toward her feet. The female tosses the male salad while the male places his balls on her collar bone with the shlong laying between the breast thus creating the tie (aka formal wear.) finishing move is man ejaculate on the belly creating the cumber bun.
That bitch was all dressed up in a Oviedo tuxedo. She must be goin to the Oscar's.
Aaron Joseph Oviedo is Brenna Valencia’s boyfriend. They have been dating for a year and they have never been happier. Aaron is so loved and cherished and Brenna hopes he marries her. Aaron is super amazing and plays sports and likes ramen. He has two cats: Ash and Oreo. He likes to eat Brenna’s oreos. Aaron is so sweet and Brenna loves him very much.
“Hey are you Aaron Joseph Oviedo? Wanna date?
A chill ass school with some chill ass people. Some people there are dicks but you can just fight em in the building 13 bathroom.
Guy: Damn, the Oviedo High School football team beat hagerty for the 258275th year in a row!
Guy 2: Them Oviedo Jhits crazy!
Guy 3: Yeah that's a chill ass school!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Oviedo: The First Juvenile Release