Country Dictionary

Someone who is so craaaaa. Craaaazier then a craaaayfish. If your a lobster you are so cra it’s not even funny.

“God ian is such a lobster, so cra”

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

When showering with a guy, he puts soap on his hands and tries to grab your titties. He cant and its like he's trying to lobster your tits.

Hey Philip, wanna try and lobster my titties?

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

on the female pubic hair like crabs but they evolved.

DAUMMMMMMMMMMM TORI YOU GOT THE LOBSTERS!!!

Soul-mates. Friends reference

"He's her lobster!!!"

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night