A fork of Rural Dictionary
T-flex is the time standard when making or designing T-shirts that have musical bars or standards. When writing in T-flex time, you are not required to enter a time signature. This is because the user may read or sing at their own pace.
The designer used T-flex time while creating the t-shirts with musical notation integrated within.
Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc
That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.
When you flex your dick inside your partners throat
Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex
The act of taking a pic while taking a shit. Best seen as a snapchat caption.
Sending snaps of your poop is not cool, send snaps of your face instead! We love to see the facial expressions.
he’s gonna take longer than we expected, he just hit me with the doo doo flex.
you’re bragging and flexing ( to show off ) about something and it’s makes you sound weird and stupid.
EXAMPLE 1:
James: I slept with my girlfriend’s sister.
Alex: weird flex but okay .
EXAMPLE 2 :
Lucas: my wrist hurts from this new gold Rolex I bought, it’s heavy af .
Sophia: weird flex but okay.