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Aqua Teen

An Aqua Teen is a villain whose role was a fast food mascot (or fruit, vegetable, etc.) and also interacts with various villains or other individuals.

Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad were all Aqua Teens same as Chicken Bittle. Non Aqua Teens such as Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear were not.

by Crafterzz April 19, 2021

late teen meat

large amount of muscle grown from the age of around seventeen which can boost male confidence if they have not been well muscled before that age.

16 year old, small, thin, sticklike

17 year old, shirt bursting at the seams as he grows extra muscle, ie, late teen meat

by JFwolves June 06, 2012

Teen Spiriting

When you accidentally shoot cum into your mouth while listening to grunge music.

Yeah, Kyle's been acting weird lately I walked in on him Teen Spiriting in his dorm room.

by Ungkingi September 18, 2021

Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.

Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center

by vurvm April 15, 2024

Gay Teen Forum

What's was intended as a benign project to provide vulnerable LGBT teens a safe space, the now-defunct online network was tainted by its tendency to attract malicious and racist youth; who championed the all-too-well-known "gay drama" that everyone hates.

Short of anything deemed friendly, the place permitted shit-slinging topics, as "Spill your TRUE guts about members" and its annual "voters' choice awards"; where members vote for categories as "most likely to be lonely", "best idiot" and "best drama queen".

If you A) took a particular joke too seriously, B) condescended on the actions of rude members (who were its 'popular' members), and/or C) were unattractive, non-White and at the older end of the board's age-bracket, you were a "pedo".

Overall, it was something of a bully's playground.

Fortunately, GTF's hostility wouldn't go without catching up to itself. One day, one of its own odiously loudmouth members went too far by having the nerve to out a closeted newcomer to his homophobic family. Having received a ban, he retaliated by falsely reported the network to its host server for 'permitting unlawful images of under18s'. Regretfully, the kind Admin who created this project had no willpower to go through 1.2M+ posts to prove the allegation's non-credibility by its ultimatum.

As of 2018, GTF was no longer. In the end, it became a victim of its own foul play. Let its folly be a lesson to all. Madam Karma has a song quote: "I say what goes around comes around again!"

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Well, hello, Stephen_Cee! Fancy bumping into you here... outside Gay Teen Forum. Small world! What brought you here?

Stephen_Cee: Meh. Same reason as you, likely. Need a new hang out. GTF saw its Ragnarok.

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Heh. Say Finally? I'm surprised it lasted THIS long.

Stephen_Cee: Yes, well. Something you should know. After the mods banned you for breaking all those rules that either weren't rules or you weren't actually guilty of breaking, (What the hell's "ID misbehavior", anywho?) the kids there loved throwing around "pedo" allegations like it was a sport. Apparently, one's a "pedo" if his hair was "suspiciously ugly"....

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Why doesn't this surprise me.... And, you know, it's funny you should mention toxic people. Remember Lieutenant_Krazy? For someone who complained so much about the place being this "toxic" playpen, he sure went out of his way to fervently represent the very worst of it. HE was in fact the slyly silent backbone in the loudmouth drama to get me banned. No one could've possibly thought he was involved; making him difficult to confront.
I won't even bother wondering what his role was in the board's demise.

Stephen_Cee: Well, you're in a better place here, babe. People're a whole lot nicer and more mature. Forget toxic people. Welcome to... whatever we might choose to call this hypothetical new LGBT place.=)

Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: lol Thanks, Steves! I always knew you had my back!

by Ace_Chen December 15, 2024

Green teen

A teenager who smokes green (weed) and is often stoned.

I’ve been smoking way too much weed lately, I think I’m becoming a green teen.

by July 11, 2024

teen common sense

This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.

"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."

by Coalizee September 18, 2019