Country Dictionary

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smoke pies

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..

Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...

by Sutty9 March 16, 2021

Pi Posture

When you meditate on the number π through all five senses, by disconnecting from the use of all technology with screens—only a pen and paper allowed, if need be—in the hope of experiencing an aha!

Going barefoot, being naked or/and blindfolded, and wearing a mask are some recommended frames of mind for those who are serious enough to put themselves in a pi posture.

by Fasters January 30, 2022

Pi Reincarnation

When the number π has undergone many transformations over the centuries from being merely associated to a circle to identifying itself with infinite series, the bell curve, and even the possible communication with extraterrestrials—from geometry and trigonometry to statistics and probability to infinity and astronomy.

Last March, the Dalai Lama wishes everyone at the math conference, “Happy Pi Reincarnation!”

by Fasters February 03, 2022

the pies

A condition resulting from investing hot sauce usually apparent hours after or the following day.

Don't use dat hot sauce on yo tacos, it'll gov you the pies. Use this one instead.

by Beefstake December 10, 2016

soggy pies

when sleeping with a group of grandma's

That was some great soggy pies last night

by sixtwoone May 18, 2018