A fork of Rural Dictionary
When somebody says a word and gets it completely wrong but won’t admit to it. These people often have large heads that resemble baked potatoes but have a mummy you’d like to bath you...
No that’s wrong you juff-nut.... by the way how’s your mum...
The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’
Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’
throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection
Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash
Greasy little weasel of a person, slimy with a sharp tongue, never to be trusted
Look at that wormstinger She’s a proper wormstinger Get out my grid you wormstinger
A fuckmuller is someone who after intercourse fires his yoghurt wherever he please….
Jesus Josh you Fuckmuller, you’ve just fired your yogurt all over my bifters.. Spray me you Fuckmuller
When you crash the yoghurt truck where ever you wish…
Joshi you Fuckmuller… you crashed your yoghurt truck all over my titties. Do it now you Fuckmuller, unleash hell all over my kebab…