A fork of Rural Dictionary
An elderly woman who was old in nineteen o' Jesus and still keeps on going and going and going...
Sakhan Dosova is an Energizer Granny. (Look her up - apparently she is/was 134).
When you gran tickles your nans testicles and she enjoys it.
Hey did you here, I granny fanny in my nanny
When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.
Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.
A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani
That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises
Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.
Don't sit on granny's couch!!
When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.
I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.