A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock
“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”
Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.
“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you
Zach is such a fucking squat lobster
that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)
when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again
jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her
The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.
The Lobster Centurion is a rank in the Lobster Legion.