A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.
Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.
When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.
Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff
A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer
Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig
When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.
Saw a guy at the store with a bald spot, it reminded me of Sterling on a Friday night!