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Bald Pussy

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.

Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.

by Emmawatsonspussy August 02, 2024

Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 27, 2022

bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.

Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)

by dragoJim February 13, 2018

Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.

All pray to the Bald God

by naicha December 23, 2020

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 07, 2021

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 25, 2023

Bald spot

That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.

Saw a guy at the store with a bald spot, it reminded me of Sterling on a Friday night!

by Bigdaddy81 December 21, 2017