A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting so drunk that you talk about festivals you 'always go to' and how informal your letters are.
'mate i am absolutely deaned, like this one time when i went to Reading'
The dean academy is a horrible place where monkey man lives and eats children for dinner
“Oh look it’s the dean academy
monkey mans house”
A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers
Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?
Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...
Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook
Dean is the biggest muff i've ever seen, Dean Garofalo's are usually known for their giant muff mouths. Fuck it's astonishing. Dean inserts with every chick and he is a queen nai bastard.
Dean Garofalo is a muff!
To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.
Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"
An absolute legend, he’s daddy to many people, a very heartwarming man, very easy to love, he will make your day when you talk to him.
Person 1: Did you see Dean Tower today?
Person 2: Yes! He made my day!!!
Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"