Country Dictionary

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Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!? well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?! ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on. *in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 02, 2019

Fuck me off

To have sexual intercourse with the male counterpart

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off Person : thats pretty gay but sure .

by CurvaceousGorilla June 05, 2021

don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises* Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022

are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf? i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf? Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

Fuck me hungry

When you fuck her so hard, she needs food to refuel

Jeez, Elliott, you fucked me hungry! Is that a thing? Fuck me hungry? It should be. ( it wasn't so I put it on urban dictionary )

by Ori8n July 03, 2020

fuck me I am famous

Used by David Getta in his album of the same name, also used as fmiamf

Please fuck me I am famous because I am a youtuber

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018