A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jordyn’s are amaaazing. Jordyn is the loudest person you'll ever meet(sooo freaking loud). No matter where you are, you can hear her. She loves to talk, she never stops. She's nice, but she could also kick your butt. She won't take crap from anyone and she speaks her mind. She's so blunt it may be considered rude. If you break her trust, she'll hold it against you forever. Her friends love her, but pretend like they don't know why. Her friends do what she wants because no one can win an argument against her. Jordyn will often softly punch her friends when they are making fun of her, then yell when anyone tries to punch her back(heheh). She's very funny and sarcastic. She has an inappropriate sense of humor. Her mind is so far in the gutter, it is the gutter. She is very charismatic and easily coerces people into doing things for her. She loves food, and will take it from anyone. She eats like a maniac but she never gains a single pound(LIKE RARELY). She is likely the skinniest person you know. She loves to complain, even when there's nothing to complain about. She will never share a secret that you've told her without permission. She's very attractive, and most of her male friends have had a crush on her at one point. Most are too scared to ask her out, because she can be intimidating. She flirts with everyone she's around, but isn't aware of it.
My bestest friend in the world is Jordyn.
A fucking bitch, who's also a fatass and loves to hate on everyone. A terrible friend who will stab you in the back. Has many mental dissorders and tries to eavesdrop on every conversation, even the ones no wants her to be a part of. She always tries to include herself when no one wants her around.
Get out of here Jordyn, no one wants you here!
To me Jordyn is a very special person.She's someone who you can always count on and you can tell her anything. She's one of the best people you could have in your life, She's pretty, kind, thoughtful, and not gonna lie pretty hot. I love Jordyn being there, in my life when ever I need it.
Jordyn is a beautiful blonde girl with an outstanding personality. She can light up a room by just simply smiling. She is loved by most and can’t keep the guys off of her. Any guy would be lucky to have her no matter what and they should never let her go. She also has a big butt!
Did you see Jordyn today? She looked amazing.
the most beautiful sexiest girl in the world
damn you should’ve saw jordyn yesterday
A funny, energetic person that will find her one specific lover. The lovers name will usually be a Willie and he is a very handsome young man that simps most times but sees Jordyn as a one of a kind. She is a person that loves to eat as well.
friend: hey look willie isn’t that your girl Jordyn
willie: yea i was cuddling with her last night at a party