Country Dictionary

A computer used solely for masturbating.

The bate machine only has porn websites in the history.

Any material or thoughts one uses during masturbation.

"Am I a terrible person for using Kyle's mom as bate fuel yesterday?"
"Yes, yes you are."

A psycho. Someone with obsessive behavior or scary eyes

"That fucker's scaring me"
"Who"
"Norman bates over there"

Telling a girl, preferably one who finds you to be a creep/unattractive, that you've masturbated to her. A play-on-words from "date rape".

guy: You were on my mind all night, allison.
girl: You keep bate raping me and your testicles will not be found again.

The loss and beader of the Sicromoft company.

That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.

A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.

Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.