Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 03, 2021

Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out

Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up

by Anewngga57 August 24, 2021

Armoury Crate

A software created by ASUS ROG, for controlling and utilizing most of ASUS ROG products

Mẹ nó mấy loz SPC phá đéo tả được, xài Armoury Crate đéo xóa. Để riết hư mẹ máy

by Damn VinhHungw December 07, 2021

Harley Crate

A Btec Adam Johnson that goes heanor gate science college

Declan: er look at Harley crate the nonce
Jayden Ashley: I know right he’s so weird and has teeth coming off the side of his head

by The nonce victim of Harley January 10, 2021

Crate

Boring, lame, old. Used in a way to show something or someone is not cool.

Miguel: Ivan’s mad crate.
Scott: Facts, what a loser.

by F Gibbles January 03, 2022