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Candy cane lane

The act of mixing blood and cum into a coca-cola bottle, freezing it and preceding to suck on it as you would a Popsicle.

Joe: u want a candy cane lane?

Henry: sure!

Joe: here

Henry: yay my fav

by Y2784 November 25, 2013

Candy Caning

the act in which you break your penis to make a candy cane shape for sexual desires. This can be done multiple ways, By your significant other, with your own hands or by your dog.

1.Last night me and my babe had so much fun, we even started candy caning.
2. i was so horny last night i started to candy cane my self.
3.Today i will try and candy cane with my dog!

by Pauley(notpauley) April 14, 2016

candy cane

a white mans cock witha red condom

anthony loves candy canes

by homi dave June 04, 2004

Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.

Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.

by Dustin Wrather December 02, 2009

Candy Cane kiss

When a guy is having sex with a girl and while she is on her peroid and finishes inside of her. then goes down and eats her out sensually =.

I gave my girl friend a candy cane kiss last night

by fagbitch December 06, 2010

russain candy cane

eating a girl out wile she is in her peroid

thanks for the russain candy cane hun

by john41241251251346347 March 05, 2006

candy cane

When you put cocaine in a hole in the filter of the cigarette or mix it in with the tobacco, based on preference.

Hey man, wanna toke on this candy cane i just loaded?

by Livin in Rebellion June 08, 2009