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cheech and schlong

When you invite someone to smoke and bang.

Tom: Did you fuck Mindy yet? Ben: Nah, she's coming over tonight for some Cheech and Schlong. Brett: Do you like Cheech and Chong? Kathy: Sometimes, it depends on the day. Brett: What about some Cheech and Schlong?

by KenShasta February 09, 2016

cheech and chaw

To smoke a fatty blunt with a copious amount of tobacco in your mouth. Can be either dip or chew, but is best with Redman chew.

Bro i see you've got some redman there. i got this here blunt. Wanna Cheech and Chaw it?

by turdwrestler May 23, 2010

Cheech and Chong

A womans vagina and butt-hole respectively. Can be used together or seperately.

Man: Show me your cheech Woman: No Man: I totally Cheech and Chonged her! Other man: Whatever

by gideonschmideon March 07, 2007

Cheech and Chong Brownies

Brownies made with weed/pot

We are bringing Cheech and Chong Brownies to the party...watch out!

by B. Hanback January 15, 2010

Talking Cheech and Chong

When a Native Spanish speaker is trying to speak English but is so high they can't pronounce anything and have no idea what they are saying, then they are talking Cheech and Chong

Person 1. He.. Hell.. *PUFF*.. Hola Person 2: What the fuck are you trying to say Person 3: Don't worry he speaks English. He's just talking Cheech and Chong right now

by TCP4Legalization October 28, 2019

cheech and chong joint

a joint rolled with a piece of copy paper, with at least 3 OZ of mowie wowie and some Labrador.

hey man, lets roll a cheech and chong joint.

by Mr. Weed February 16, 2012

Cheech or Chong position

Noun 1. A term used to describe certain positions in a circular marijuana session of at least 3 people. A person who has just passed the blunt to the person currently hitting the blunt is often described as being in the "Cheech" position. Any person in the "Cheech" position has the least chance of hitting the blunt again. The person who is on deck in the circle is referred to as being in the "Chong" position. 2. Cheech = last person to hit the blunt, Chong = next person to hit the blunt

"Dear God, if the cops show up, please let me be in either the Cheech or Chong position and not the one holding the evidence."

by billebllunt January 20, 2014