A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.
Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf
Common ground with an animal
The farmer had conking forum with her chickens.
Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.
Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'
a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.
Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.
Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.
A British expression for a stupid person
Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.