A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc
'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.' 'Those shoes look cooked' 'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'
Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.
Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!" Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell." Exercise Example: Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill." Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "
the act of masturbation.
dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.
To get slapped REALLY hard. Or you can cook someone else
Did you see sally? She got cooked