A fork of Rural Dictionary
To fall, tip or be pushed over. A change in the orientation of an object or person from the upright position.
Your gonny couk over if your not careful. I drove my car so fast round a corner that it couked right over.
The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.
Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again. Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being! Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.