A fork of Rural Dictionary
cuffing season but done with online dating apps. They will not meet up with you, but they want the relationship.
Adam that girl on tinder is cloud cuffing you
To be locked into a position while Cuddling and not be able to move.
Dude I was Snuggle Cuffed by my girl last night.
When one slips on their shoe without fully putting the heel part on so that they can help their girlfriend take out their stinky garbage in record time, albeit without exerting much energy.
Tony: I dont have time to put my shoes on for this garbage doo-hickey chore thing Bri: simple solution- try cuffing the undertoe
Duration: It starts the day after Halloween and ends the day after Valentine's Day. November 1st - February 15th When done with ulterior motives, it's the time women trick desperate men with romantic inclinations to get gifts and guys 'date down' to get gifts from desperate, grateful low hanging fruit. It's a despicable practice and I don't suggest anyone doing the aforementioned, especially since during this time of year, emotions are extremely high and you risk getting your tires slashed (men). But when it's mutual and both parties are knowledgeable and complicit in the act, it can be worthwhile; they just want to spend the cold holidays with someone who cares for them (even if it's just an illusion of a relationship OR 'seasonal friends with benefits'). The reason behind this is that in most places it's cold and cloudy most of the time; a very depressing time of the year for most, but even more so when you don't have someone who cares for you or willing to spend time with you. Some ladies with means/looks get boy toys and some guys opt out of a serious relationship for 'girlfriend experience'. Those who were in lasting relationships before cuffing season...well, there's a reason why the majority of children are born in August - October...they were conceived...IN CUFFING SEASON!
Cuffing Season has begun; have you been cuffed?
A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.
Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.
When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.
Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.
Darren: Hey bro, you good? Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season Darren: Fuck