Country Dictionary

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?

Slang for vagina.

If she won't bathe I won't be visiting her downstairs mixer.

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

Another name for someone with ginger or red pubes.

Person one: hey, have you met the new boy?

Person two: yeah. He's such an orangutan downstairs.

The technical term for the human female vagina and/or labia.

Dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it

Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.