A fork of Rural Dictionary
Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night
Andrew: Ah, I see.
An insult used to degrade or demean someone or something.
Shut up James you two-timing dick fiddle!
Did you hear about Terrissa, she's such a dick fiddle!
When a girls on top of a guy during sex and he reaches around and pulsates her butt hole. The resulting motion should look like you're playing a fiddle.
Dude i corn fiddled the shit out of her last night.
The female equivalent of spank bank; the mental file folder of sexy images that may assist in self-gratification.
Coined by Bill Allred of the Radio from Hell Show - X96 - Salt Lake City
Wow!!! That photo of a shirtless Christian Bale is going right into the fiddle folder!
When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.
Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!
1. Attempting to fix something that is not broken.
2.Taking something that is working, and messing with it until it breaks.
3. Trying to perfect something, and ending up breaking it.
1. Wow, you fiddle fucked with the antenna and now the picture is worse than it was before.
2. Stop fiddle fucking with that, it looks fine, and your gonna ruin it.