A fork of Rural Dictionary
N. Flappy Bird Slump; the sudden and prolonged inability to perform well after obtaining a high score on 'Flappy Bird'. Usually followed by postflapmatic stress disorder
"Why is Higgins in a fetal position?"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"
(a)Meaning someone whos gulible or stupid.
(b)A word you use because you can.
(c)A word you can use for somone your joking around with.
(d)A marshmellow kind of sweet.
You Flump!
The act of sitting on someone for fun or sexual gratification. The specified location of the "flump" is up to the user but commonly actioned on the - Face, Chest, leg and armpit. This act can also be delivered by one or more "flumpers" in accordance to the recipients ("Flumpee's") request.
"Dude, she fucking flumped me and I loved it"
"Bro, look at the junk in that trunk - I'd love to be flumped that all night long"
"Sarah whats wrong?" Sarah - "I think Steve is Flumping with someone else behind my back"
A total badass who makes everything fun and exciting.
Justin Bieber is such a Flump, his concerts are so unbelievable!
The CURRY FLUMP refers to a bubble of curry. This can be found on people's skin preferably MUSLIMS. This disease comes about when you consume large amounts of CURRY. If you find CURRY FLUMPS on your skin you will most likely die in 2 to 3 working days.
Tyrone: Have you seen Mohammed's skin?
Felica: I know he has mass amounts of CURRY FLUMPS on his legs.
Tyrone: Dirty MUSLIM must of had his head in the CURRY pot again.
Felica: Nigger