A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.
I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!
The act of having sex with *only* the man’s balls inside the woman’s vagina.
“I thought it was going to be a normal night, but he just stuck his nuts in there. Just the balls.”
“Oh he pulled a Coney Island Falafel”
“Wtf is wrong with you”
while conduction auto-fellatio, a man also finger bangs his partner.
Damn I've been working so hard it's like I'm making a Canadian Falafel
When you squeeze the shit out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. Enjoy.
I totally fluffy falafeled Jen last night. So unexpected but a grand time 😏
nefariously hiding one or more falafel such that they are randomly discovered by a targeted individual at a later time.
that bastard lou wasnt in his office again, so i gave his office a good falafeling.
Greta's Falafel is a New England-specific term for malapropism, mentioning a Vermont volleyball player.
I keep using Greta's Falafel while trying to talk to my teachers and I don't like it.
1. When you masterbate with your hand
2. When you make a waffle out of falafel
Definition 1:
Me: Hey man! I'd just like to say I really like to Falafel my Waffle!
A random person on the street: You're weird.
Definition 2:
Next, you need to falafel some waffles