A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your body releases a substance, in this case a gas, that is produced by bacteria from your gut or stomach, and is released for relief from sometimes even pain. Other causes involve just letting it go. Some times or most of the times the gas may smell, since its from a pretty nasty place.
"I farted last night at the dinner table"
"It felt good when I farted"
"I couldn't bear the pain until I released my fart"
noun; 1.a minor explosion between the buttocks, caused by too much gas in the large intestine.
2. something that feels really good, especially when you hold it in for hours because you don't want anyone to hear or smell it.
3. stress release
4. something that annoys people and causes you to get punched
Danny let out a big fart in class because he just ate some bean burritos for breakfast.
When Johnny farted, all the girls ran away.
An emission of methane from the anus which, when ignited, can cause great hilarity. Regarded by eco-types as an (admittedly noisome) solution to the environmental crisis.
Government Health Warning: Igniting your farts can seriously damage your balls.