A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alpha male who has anyone in a 100 mile vicinity pissing themselves . Most refer to these elite humans as "DILFS".
Josh- Hey did you see Tim Hayden the other day?
Lola- Yeah he looked like such a DILF
A brilliant Sexy man, great to get with for all girls. Usually a 12 inch dick at the least. What a sex God.
"Wow looks at the size of his boner, must be a Hayden"
A bad ass nigga who fuck any bitch he want. If you is fuck with him, he shoot yo unstable pussy self.
The baddest mofo there is. Or the baddest Hayden there is.
A term for a perfect man. Very handsome. Easy to talk to. Smooth talker. Loves music. Very down to earth :) You smile when you hear his name. When you find a Hayden, your world is complete. He is also very good in bed, his dick is rather large.
“Hey, why are you so happy?”
“ because I found my Hayden”
A very stupid guy who is very dumb and always dates girls he just met.
Hayden is so dumb he fails the first grade.
Usually a sweet girl. She can be a bitch when she wants to be. Loves chocolate &’ jolly ranchers. Hates school because the people there suck ass. She is a loving, beautiful, skinny “little” girl whom if you have as a girlfriend you’re very lucky &’ shouldn’t take advantage of her. If you have her as a girlfriend, don’t leave her😭❤️ We all love a Hayden
yo Hayden can I have a jolly rancher?