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a loser that there parents named them Jayson because they couldn't spell it correctly
my parents hate me jayson
Jayson is a sweet and adventurous guy. Loves the "super kid" ice cream and skate/long boarding is a passion of his. He's great with photography so couple pictures will forever be #cute. Laughs at the word "fish" and is scared of spider. He has the heart of gold and should be treated with care. If you love him right, he'll give you the world. So when you have him, make sure you hold him tight, he's worth it.
That coohmanbean, Jayson
Jayson Is the smallest kid in the group. He seems like a quiet kid but makes some noise in the bed with his boyfriend (Most likely named John). He really likes jerking off on his math 9 adapted teacher due to his consistent daily erections that he has to take medication for.
Jayson! Why are you under my bed.
Why is J Preb touching his wrinkled pubes!
A blonde best who would rather play fortnite than go to school.
Person 1: hey you gonna be at school tomarrow
Jayson: No fortnite takes priority
Fart machine that shits very often and builds race cars.
Look at that jayson going 95 in a 55 going home to shit his brains out.