A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a more inside way of saying you have to drop a deuce (take a crap), it works really well in an office setting so that you may let your close, personal co-workers know where you are going without letting everyone else know. This is derived from John Wayne's nickname being "The Duke", and can be shortened by simply saying "I have to make a phone call", or added to by saying "man John Wayne has been calling me all day."
"I'll be right back I have to make a phone call to John Wayne."
"I'll call you right back John Wayne is calling me on my other line."
Verb: A term used to describe a difficult bowel movement. A play on word based on his nickname, "The Duke."
We might be late to the movie. I need to drop off John Wayne.
Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!
The pencil thief from space force.
WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! WAYNE JOHN! HE STOLE PENCILS! FROM ME.
Noun
Definition: a box of condoms
ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne
(n. - pejorative)
A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.
See also: "predatory closet job."
Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.
Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)
“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”